Howdy Y'all,
This's yer Cuzzin' Merl, here, tellin y'all bout our here webpage.
We gonna have us a biopic page, summa them picture pages of us spreadin' freedom on the field, an maybe other goodies for y'all, like a fambly tree ('s assumin' we figure out how ta separate all them twists first).
For now y'all jus sit back and wait, like we still waitin' for the South ta riiiise again.
- Cuzzin' Merl
