Tater

Character Bio
A mighty force ah the team, Tater's best used when bases are loaded and the beer's gone warm. Also, like taters, this one's best served with nacho cheese n' chili.
Height - 5'somethin" He jus' kicks when we try measurin'
Weight - ??? Kicked the scale clean past outfield

Stats

• Can shape his poop to look like Yul Brenner.
• Knows all lines to the movie Deliverance.
• Currently seeking a veterinarian, because THESE PYTHONS ARE SICK!