Saturday, May 23, 2009

Snickers

Character Bio
Perpetchially comin off his shift at the local Walmart, Snickers'll pull a double or triple on the job or on the field.
Height - Not really sure, but he's up there.
Weight - So so, give or take.

Stats
  • Got his name because, as a kid, he loved eatin' Snickers. One Christmas, that's all he asked for. When Santa gave 'em one-a them there ColecoVision sets, he was so mad he just sat in the corner, puttin his head into the wall. He don't recollect things so good no more.
  • Can bite clean through a tire.
  • Can grow a beard in a day if he jus pushed real hard.
  • Got his name because, as a kid, he'd feed his dog, Colt 47, a snickers bar each 'n every day. Sure enough, Colt 47 died, and snickers took on the name so's not to kill anythin else.

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