Uncle Dwayne

Character Bio
Get a gander at the head ah our fambly. Our pah, uncle, cousin n' patriarch, Uncle Dwayne.
Height - 5'7" Sober, 1' 1" drunk
Weight - NUN AH YO GOD DAMN BIDNESS


Stats

• Fact. He once bested a bear in'a county fair cage match wit nuthin butta bag of wonder bread an two fifs of Jack.
• Got hands like feet, and skills to boot.
• Ran for Pope twice, then figurd if them eye-talians is as god fearin' as he dun heard, they gun shit they pants if'n when he gets ta the head ah the church.
• Has a general disliking of the Welsh.