Cuzzin' Merl

Character Bio
What do ya get when ya cross Kenny Rogers, a past-it's-prime race horse, and it's sister. Something like this Obamanation.
Height - 5'6" and still growin'
Weight - Just shy of way too much

Stats

• Keeps claimin he'sa one-a them there Cuban races. If he thinks he gon' represent the shakedown, he best say he's NEW Mexican.
• Likes takin long walks on I-95.
• Two time champion of the Monroe County Tobacco Spittin' Competition.
• Ain't never met a fambly member he ain't tried to woo.