Showing posts with label Snickers. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Snickers. Show all posts

Saturday, May 23, 2009

Snickers

Character Bio
Perpetchially comin off his shift at the local Walmart, Snickers'll pull a double or triple on the job or on the field.
Height - Not really sure, but he's up there.
Weight - So so, give or take.

Stats
  • Got his name because, as a kid, he loved eatin' Snickers. One Christmas, that's all he asked for. When Santa gave 'em one-a them there ColecoVision sets, he was so mad he just sat in the corner, puttin his head into the wall. He don't recollect things so good no more.
  • Can bite clean through a tire.
  • Can grow a beard in a day if he jus pushed real hard.
  • Got his name because, as a kid, he'd feed his dog, Colt 47, a snickers bar each 'n every day. Sure enough, Colt 47 died, and snickers took on the name so's not to kill anythin else.